And the alternative would be what? [A scoff] If swimsuits are involved, then so too must be sunshine, scantily clad wait services, and excessive decadence.

I, for one, have earned a holiday, I should think. I don't know about you, but I am going to let my hair down, perhaps find some saucy, well-fed young maiden to nibble upon, and drink and/or copulate myself into a coma.

You're welcome to tag along.