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[Reaver is enjoying himself in port thanks in large part to his kind chaperone. If you were doubting this, please refer to the siren giggles and foreign speech in the background of what seems like an otherwise quiet area -- likely indoors, as he speaks.]
I could grow accustomed to this rather easily, I should think. Tell me all the stops are as entertaining as this one.
[One laugh gives way to a delighted squeal.]
Ladies, one at a time, if you please! Ein zu einer Zeit, bitte. [chuckling] Who needs to complain of cold when there are so many friendly people to help keep you warm? The weather outside is frightful, my friends. Find yourselves a roaring fire, a soft bosom or three to lay your head upon, and enjoy it the best way that man can.
(ooc: Sooo, Reaver's been chaperoned into port with Arthur, who kindly volunteered to bring him in, and his Inmate. Aaaand the first thing he seemed to do was bring back a pile of boisterious buxom young ladies to jump on the bed and have sexy pillow fights with him. There's room for two more if you're interested, gents! :3)
I could grow accustomed to this rather easily, I should think. Tell me all the stops are as entertaining as this one.
[One laugh gives way to a delighted squeal.]
Ladies, one at a time, if you please! Ein zu einer Zeit, bitte. [chuckling] Who needs to complain of cold when there are so many friendly people to help keep you warm? The weather outside is frightful, my friends. Find yourselves a roaring fire, a soft bosom or three to lay your head upon, and enjoy it the best way that man can.
(ooc: Sooo, Reaver's been chaperoned into port with Arthur, who kindly volunteered to bring him in, and his Inmate. Aaaand the first thing he seemed to do was bring back a pile of boisterious buxom young ladies to jump on the bed and have sexy pillow fights with him. There's room for two more if you're interested, gents! :3)
[Audio] LOL BRIEF SELF-THREAD -- guess who one of those girls was with?
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Clearly we don't all have the same access to rohypnol as you.
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DIONYSUS INTERRUPTION (his is video)
Oh look who wants to join us.
[still audio, but can be glimpsed in the video]
[Video]
Spam!
Oh this was a wonderful idea.
[And he's busy fondling her.]
Spam!
I'm glad you approve.
Re: Spam!
A very good way to spend port, really.
Spam!
[He quirks a playful eyebrow and allows himself to be pushed into the mattress by one of their more aggressive guests.]
Perhaps he might like to play too.
Re: Spam!
[Dionysus pries his hands away from the waist of the woman on his lap and whistles over at Reaver.]
If I had but an ounce of my power, he would.
Spam!
If you can't do it without magic, my friend, then you must brush up on your approach.
Re: Spam!
Spam!
Re: Spam!
He wouldn't sing even if you plucked his strings just right.
[And yep he's meaning that as an innuendo.]
Spam!
Re: Spam!
Oh, I am certainly trying to pluck his strings.